"Since I've gone blonder and blonder (and blonder) during the pandemic, the 20 or so tubes of red lipstick stashed in my makeup drawer(s) aren't quite working with my hair and skin at the moment. That's why I was so pleased to try Poundcake's choose-your-own-adventure lipstick. After taking the quiz, I ended up with Maraschino, a true matte red that glided on my perennially chapped lips without any peeling or dryness. The lip stayed on all day and was so comfortable I forgot I was wearing it – until my friends at the dog park told me I looked hot and asked who I was trying to impress. Bonus: I love that it smelled like my favorite '90s Lip Smackers shade."